Archive for March, 2010

Just for fun, part 2! Courtesy of the Washington Post

Friday, March 12th, 2010

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which
readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

And the winners are:

1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men

Just for fun! Courtesy of the Washington Post

Friday, March 12th, 2010

The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,  subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus : A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a  hillbilly.

5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid..

7… Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon : It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido : All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a
spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.

Some great FCAT Advice

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

This was posted on the Sun Sentinel’s website today.  While the  ramifications of the FCAT shouldn’t be dismissed, the pressure we put on kids to succeed on the FCAT can be a bit more than they can handle. Try to downplay the importance of the FCAT, it’s not going to be used for college admissions, so it shouldn’t be the end of the world if you son/daughter only gets a 3 or a 4. As long as they score well enough to go onto the next grade, everyone should be happy!

http://blogs.trb.com/features/family/parenting/blog/2010/03/fcats_we_are_trying_not_to_obs.html

Majority of sophomores in South Florida schools aren’t reading at grade level

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

I’m still not sure how this is possible???

Despite more than a decade of accountability programs designed to boost students’ academic performance, roughly six of 10 sophomores and four of 10 eighth-graders in South Florida schools aren’t reading at grade level.

Despite more than a decade of accountability programs designed to boost students’ academic performance, roughly six of 10 sophomores and four of 10 eighth-graders in South Florida schools aren’t reading at grade level.

Although they might have been reading at the right level in elementary school, their Florida Comprehensive Assessment Test scores show big declines through middle school and on to high school. The trend is the same, no matter whether their schools are A-rated or low-ranked.

It’s a problem that continues to vex educators as students throughout Florida prepare to take the FCAT reading, math and science tests starting Tuesday.

Education experts say the drop-off can be attributed to many things — a progressively more difficult test, students’ backgrounds and a decreased focus on teaching students to read in upper grades.

Then there are the distractions, such as playing video games or connecting with friends on Facebook.

“There’s so many other technological advances that they’d rather be doing,” said Laurie Reichow, a reading coach at Falcon Cove Middle School in Weston.

Some students say the school system sends an indirect message about the importance of reading.

In elementary and middle school, “they just pound it on you,” said Austin Hammers, 16, a Boca High School sophomore. “Once you’re in high school … no one really cares.”

Reading is not a mandatory course for middle and high school students who score a 3 or higher on their FCAT reading scores, meaning they are “proficient.”

The numbers tell the story. Only four of Broward’s 32 high schools had at least 75 percent of students reading at grade level in the past five years, according to a Sun Sentinel analysis of FCAT reading scores. That’s compared with 98 of 140 elementary and 23 of 41 middle schools.

Overall in Broward, 37 percent of 10th-graders and 57 percent of eighth-graders scored a 3 or higher on last year’s state reading test. Broward’s eighth-graders performed slightly higher than the statewide average of 54 percent, while 10th-graders mirrored the statewide figures.

Schools have been pouring resources and spending countless extra hours working to boost reading skills, in hopes of turning the numbers around.

Administrators track students’ performances through assessment data, put students who need more help into intensive reading classes, and incorporate reading into other disciplines, such as social studies and science.

Some are even turning to competitions and giving rewards, from candy to gift cards, to encourage students to read.

At Falcon Cove, the school improved its reading scores from 79 percent of students reading at grade level in 2004 to 91 percent last year. It requires all sixth-graders to take reading classes and continues to mandate reading classes for those who don’t earn high marks on their FCAT tests.

It also offers incentives, such as a “Pages for Pizza” program, in which classes earn pizza parties for reading the most books. Struggling readers attend hourlong classes three days a week before school, playing games and learning strategies to help them build on their skills.

Principal Mark Kaplan said the FCAT is only a small part of the focus at the school.

“We’re more interested in creating good readers, not good FCAT takers,” Kaplan said. “If you have good readers, the FCAT takes care of itself.”

At Boca High, where scores have improved from 43 percent of the school reading at grade level in 2004 to 69 percent at grade level in 2009, students earn points for taking computerized tests based on books they have read. Those points translate to magazine subscriptions and $25 gift cards.

For instance, Hammers now has a subscription to Rolling Stone and $100 in gift cards for reading a selection of books, including Shakespeare’s “Julius Caesar” and Michael Crichton’s “Hot Zone.”

Hammers said reading helps him expand his vocabulary, but he understands why his peers aren’t as eager to open a book.

“A lot of kids don’t look at it like anything that’s rewarding,” he said.

Some parents blame technology for that, but experts contend the decline predates the games and gadgets used by students today.

Elizabeth Moje, a professor of literacy, language and culture at the University of Michigan’s School of Education, cites other reasons. She said reading instruction falls off in upper grades when students are still learning how to read. Yet in those upper grades, the subjects they must study are more complex.

Struggling students also might have a problem getting motivated to take tests.

“By the time you’re in 10th grade, especially if you’re not that great a reader … why would you even work very hard on those tests? We can’t be surprised that we see these drops,” Moje said.

The FCAT is only one tool for measuring whether students are reading at grade level, said Enrique Puig, director of the Morgridge International Reading Center at the University of Central Florida.

“We can all have a bad day, and if it just so happens that you’re taking that test on the day you had a bad day … many things can happen and we’re making that judgment on that one day,” Puig said. “It’s a good instrument, yes. Do we need to look at other things? Yes.”

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/fl-fcat-reading-scores-20100306,0,1669326.story

National Survey Suggests Students Gain Little Help from High School Counselors in College Search

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

by Mark H. Sklarow, Executive Director, IECA

A new national survey released yesterday by the non-profit research organization Public Agenda, and funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, paints a depressing picture of college advising. In their survey of young adults who graduated from college, the researchers explored how helpful the respondents’ school-based counselor was in meeting their college search, application, and financial aid advisory needs. The respondents found little to cheer.

Two-thirds of those surveyed rated their counselor “poor or fair” at “helping you decide what school was right for you,” with 62% indicating a similar rating in the area of financial aid advice. Over 50% gave “poor or fair” evaluations to their counselors for “explaining and helping you with the application process,” while nearly half said that they were made to feel like little more than a “face in the crowd.”

The researchers were quick to note the conditions under which counselors typically work, including excessive caseloads often double or triple the national recommended number of students. In many school districts, college counseling is one aspect of a counselor’s duties that may include academic advising, crisis intervention, and lunchroom duty.

Little in the report came as a surprise, and one might suspect that as executive director of the professional association representing educational consultants working in private practice, we would greet the findings with some degree of pleasure. In fact, I am deeply disturbed by the findings and place the blame where it belongs: NOT on the backs of hard-working, overwhelmed school counselors, but squarely at the feet of school boards who have refused to recognize the importance of good, well-trained counseling staff.

So let me be clear in terms of the solution:

(1) What I believe is simple: every student deserves great college and career advising, not just those in private school or wealthy suburban districts—or those who can afford the services of an educational consultant. Every child.

(2) Counselor caseloads should not exceed the recommended maximum of 250, as set by the American School Counselors Association.

(3) Every counselor doing college placements should take coursework specific to college counseling—few actually have—like online classes offered through UCLA, UC Berkeley and UC Irvine.

(4) A member of the counseling team should be specifically trained to advise students with learning differences on their school search and application process, as well as offer advice on the transition to college.

(5) Schools should find the resources to ensure opportunities for professional development. Counselors must know the latest trends and changes to admission policies, financial aid, and more.

(6) School districts must release counselors to visit campuses regularly, to better understand the social, academic, and community aspects of the college and be better able to advise students and families.

These six recommendations would go a long way to improving counseling by supporting the training and professional development of college counselors and recognizing the limits to effective advice when one is over-worked and under-supported.

Because the educational consulting community supports great counseling for every child, we hope that these changes—which Independent Educational Consultant Association members already benefit from—are extended to school counselors, and we stand with our professional colleagues as they seek the resources they need to more effectively serve students in finding great college matches.